Pakistan Magazine

Monday, August 15, 2005

Blame Culture - Current Affairs & Humour

An insect falls into a mug of beer.

Englishman : throws the mug away and walks out

American : takes the insect out and drinks the beer

Chinese : eats the insect and throws the beer away

Israeli: sucks the beer from the insect before throwing the insect away and drinks the beer

Pakistani: accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his beer and vows to reply in kind.

Indian : accuses Pakistan of helping the insect to infiltrate into the mug, supplying it with nourishment to continue swimming in the beer. Indian blames it as a long term ISI operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant, then an Afghan mercenary, then a Pakistan army regular and finally a Pakistan SSG commando in an undercover operation and presents identity card of the bug to prove that it is indeed a Pakistan army person in an undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control (LoC),and vows to defend every inch of the mug and every drop of beer.

Conclusion :
As people of India & Pakistan celebrate their 58th Independence Day, they need to move away from the blame culture and mindset so as to promote goodwill and peace in the region.

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